February 2012
English class:
Quote: "I sat down to begin eating my dinner, picking up the fork that was located to the right of my plate. I love mashed potatoes."
Teacher: Why do you think he did that?
Teacher: Why do you think the writer put the fork on the right side of the plate, instead of the left?
Teacher: What do you think the fork on the right of his plate symbolizes?
Teacher: What do the mashed potatoes symbolize?
Teacher: What do you think the writer meant by making the protagonist eat dinner?
Teacher: Why do you think the protagonist didn't but gravy on his potatoes?
Teacher: Write a 5 paragraphed essay on the symbolism and foreshadowing in the novel.
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Teenager: I think I'm really ugly, I hate it.
Society: Oh my god what an attention seeking bitch haha!
Teenager: I think I look good today.
Society: You're so full of yourself!
Teenager: I don't know how to act around most people.
Society: Just be yourself, that's all anyone can ask for :)
Teenager: *being herself*
Society: What a freak, what the fuck are you doing you idiot?!
Teenager: *commits suicide*
Society: That's such a shame, she was a great person. People should've told her how amazing she was when she was actually alive rather than wait till now!
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
